Ah, the joys of London in the summertime. Many readers may think that STML, staunch supporter of the little guy, the small player, the esoteric and the exotic over the large, the fat, the corporate and dull, would be a firm opponent of 3 for 2 offers, the oft-derided practice of plugging away those bestsellers with little hope for the undiscovered gems. But you’d be wrong. I love 3 for 2s.
3 for £2 that is!
Yup, it’s the return of the book bank. Worryingly, Tyrone, hero of Stroud Green Road and King among Booksellers, has not been seen for some time. Search parties have been dispatched, Metropolitan Police Forensics teams have been combing the thickets of Finsbury Park and riders have been seen, passing from beacon to beacon, upon the heights of Crouch Hill. All for naught. Instead, a cheery Irish fellow laid his sheets down outside Tesco’s yesterday and, with a flourish, produced his wares. And what an embarassment of riches! The complete works of David Eddings! Old beardy Sex manuals! Bizarre cookbooks!
Nevertheless, no good book goes unturned, and our eye was ecstatic to fall upon that ancient and venerable work, Simon Bond’s 101 Uses For A Dead Cat, last seen by the loo in my parent’s bathroom circa 1986.

There has been a bit of a resurgence in the dead animal comedy cartoon genre recently, what with the phenomenal (and deserved) success of Andy Riley’s Bunny Suicides, but you can’t deny that Bond got there first. Which makes it all the more cheering that a real proper organisation with an office and everything is trying to preserve his work for future generations (Click on ‘The Collection’ to see more).
One down, two to go. It is my Mum’s birthday today, and what could be a better gift than a guidebook to her favourite holiday destination: Exploring Paxos and Antipaxos, a skilful interweaving of walking guide, history handbook and mythological treatise, by Susan Valerie Oman. Cheap, moi?
Moving swiftly on, and a little seriousness was called for. Regular readers will know, STML is not one to turn down a good NEL. And there she was: Militant Suffragettes (1974) by Antonia Raeburn, with a lovely cover of a policeman gazing sternly at some uppity ladies.

“…what kind of women were these Suffragettes - man-hating, shrieking viragos or attractive, intelligent, sensitive members of their sex?” J.B. Priestley, from his introduction
A fascinating account, in fact, of a period about which I know shamefully little, and far from the usual NEL shoutiness. The account of Christabel Pankhurst’s first taste of disorder - a Liberal hustings at Manchester’s Free Trade Hall in 1905 - compels one to read on:
Christabel and Annie listened attentively to Sir Edward Grey’s speech. Twice he was interrupted by men whose questions he answered, but the women waited quietly until he had finished. Then Annie Kenney stood up: ‘Will the Liberal Government give the vote to women?’ There was no reply and the chairman called for other questions. ‘I rose again and was pulled down by two enthusiastic liberals behind me. We then unfolded the flag [a small banner with the words VOTES FOR WOMEN] and that was enough.’ Roars of laughter and catcalls filled the hall, and Annie was surrounded by Liberal stewards who forced her to sit down. ‘Why doesn’t he answer my question?’
The Chief Constable of Manchester came down from the platform and advised her to present it in writing and accordingly Annie sent a slip of paper up to the platform: ‘Will the Liberal Government give votes to working women? Signed, on behalf of the W.S.P.U., Annie Kenney (member of the Oldham Committee of the Card and Blowingroom operatives).’ She added that for the sake of the ninety-six thousand organised women cotton workers, of whom she was one, she wished her question to be answered. Her note was passed round, read with amusement, and set aside.
Once again she rose to speak and, as the stewards seized her, Christabel leapt up to defend her. Elbowing away the plain-clothes police who had arrived, Christabel jumped on to a seat and called out the question again before she was pulled down. The two weomen were dragged into the gangway and swept out of the hall past the platform. ‘You’re a coward,’ Annie called to Sir Edward Grey. ‘If I leave this hall I shall hold a meeting of protest outside.’ Struggling to resist her escort, Christabel halted directly below the speakers, and looking straight up at Sir Edward she asked the question once again. ‘I remember thinking that suitably wreathed and attired he would have looked exactly like a Roman emperor. Pale, expressionless and immovable he returned me look for look.
Finally outside, Christabel, who had studied law, did one thing she knew could get her arrested. She pretended to spit at a policeman. Duly charged with obstruction, the campaign of the Suffragettes had begun.